31 Spooky Memes For Witches, Spiders, and Ghouls Who Are Ready For October 31st

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    Chester Fritz Library Wanted: Someone to climb into this hole in the library for us. Job requirements: -limber -trusting -has not read The Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allan Poe
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    My friend traveled to India. She posted a photo this morning with the caption "It's going well."
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    SHOVING AN ENTIRE PUMPKIN UP YOUR A justgirlythings
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    Me when someone tries to raise their voice at me... @I'mnotwrong I Light Up Try Me
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    boosegumps gentlemanbones READER BEWEADER YOU'RE IN FOR A SCEADER
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    I was walking home last night and decided to take a short cut through the cemetery...3 girls walked up to me and explained that they were scared to walk past the cemetery at night, so I agreed to let them walk along with me.I told them "I understand...I used to get freaked out too when I was alive." Never seen anyone run so fast
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    a true fact about spiders is they can't run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they've got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
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    Up next on the 2015 Westminster Spider Show, it's the Toxic Group and I gotta tell ya Bill, these little cuties are oh god where did they go
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    THERE'S NO BETTER KARATE INSTRUCTOR, THAN A SPIDER WEB IN YOUR FACE
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    CAUTION Although the spider hiding in the leaves below is non-venomous, he regularly writes mean comments on strangers' YouTube videos.
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    food Food Netwerk @Food_Netwerk Follow Spice up any meal by tossing a bag of brown recluse spiders at a ceiling fan. Reply Retweet Favorite More
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    It's Nearly October Time to get spooky! Yes "Yes
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    September 30 October 1 Lily
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    i am the lorax and i speak for the trees the trees say Time to get spooky
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    Just a reminder The only Boots worth licking are worn by goth chicks
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    vampire vs. skeleton. what's the vampire gonna do? I blood the skeleton doesn't have?? on the other hand werewolf vs. skeleton would not be so good. all those bones. Its like Halloween rock paper scissors
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    socratic questions cousin greg Hey, what do mummies do when they catch you? Like, a zombie eats your brain, a vampire drinks your blood, what does a mummy do? Do they just beat you up
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    When someone looks at my clothes/hair/makeup and tells me, 'It's not Halloween anymore.' I OWN HALLOWEEN. IT'S MINE.
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    this spider is more of an astronaut than Jeff bezos TIL that the jumping spider, Nefertiti, was launched to the ISS to observe if it could catch prey in microgravity. It succeeded in catching prey by learning to walk slowly, rather than leaping, as this species usually does. It survived reentry and readjusted to full gravity before its natural death. 118
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    My Favorite Colors are: Black, Dark Black, Pitch Black, Pastel Black, Light Black, Faded Black.
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    Thinking fondly about the entire genre of victorian hauntings that were "everybody who stayed in the house after dark saw weird going on for months until the entire structure suddenly combusted of its own ghostly accord" which abruptly ended as soon as we stopped lighting our homes with vast quantities of odorless gas
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    grossish A goth dating app called graveyard and instead of liking someone you dig them TH BLOGGIN Com theblogginggoth Putting the romance back into necromancy
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    If you're cold, they're cold. Don't worry though, they're already in the house.
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    boomers: "you'll become more conservative in your 30s" 38 yr old me: [mumbles in mud and rock language]
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    God @TheTweetOfGod Most homophobes are secretly gay. However, most arachnophobes are not secretly spiders.
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    this pride month, remember: all vampires are gay. there is no such thing as a straight vampire. LGBT stands for Let's Go Bite Throats
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    390 IF THIS IS NOT MY UBER ON HALLOWEEN I'M NOT GOING
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    Tooth fairies are... www.NELL-F.COM ... a smaller and friendlier subspecies... www.NEEL-E.COM ...of the larger www.NEECE.COM Bone Fairies www.NELL COM ...and much more hostile...
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    The girl you like Her father Her brother Her ex The creature stalking her for 4 years since the accident that altered her life forever You drethe faceless.bandit

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